Thursday, January 26, 2006

Roe v Wade Joke Page

Greg Gutfeld presented a Roe v Wade Joke Page in The Huffington Post. To be fair to the left wing wingnuts, many of the comments did not find the jokes funny, but I believe that many of the attempts at humor showed something important about the liberal mindset:

A fetus wakes up one morning only to realize he's in the process of being aborted. The fetus looks at the doctor and asks, "What the hell are you doing?" The doctor turns to the patient and says, "Don't worry, not all of them are this stupid."
We all know that the fetus can feel pain, but here we have a liberal suggesting that they can even speak, and yet they find it funny that it is being aborted.
A man finds a fetus on a park bench, crying, and asks "What's the matter?" The fetus responds, "I just got aborted!" "That's terrible," says the man, "but it could be worse. If you were born you'd probably end up fighting a war you don't support in Iraq."
The Left is so preocupied with their hatred for the war on Iraq they have to interject it even in their humor about abortion.
Girl:did i ever tell you about the worst abortion i ever had?
Man: no.
Girl: It was great!
The worst abortion she ever had was great??? This is absolutely evil.
How is planned parenthood like a cattle drive?
They head em up and move em out!
The Left admits that Planned Parenthood has nothing to do with Planning, but just running an abortion mill, and somehow that is funny?
After a couple has sex, the woman turns to the man and says, "If i get pregnant, what should we call the baby?" "A fetus!" he bellows before erratically speeding off to his home in Hyannisport, Mass.
As I understand it the Left thinks that the woman has the right to choose, but here we have a woman correctly referring to it as a baby, and it is a man from the liberal state of Massachusetts calling it a fetus. And they find this funny?

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