Get caught, al-Zarqawi

Chrenkoff blogged Get well, go to hell, al-Zarqawi

Supporters of the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, filled Islamist bulletin boards on the Internet with prayers for his recovery on Wednesday after his group said he had been wounded. A statement posted on Tuesday on sites used by insurgents called on Muslims to "pray for the healing of our Sheikh Abu Musab al-Zarqawi from an injury he suffered in the path of God"... Within hours one posting had launched a "million prayers of recovery campaign," quickly garnering over 70 responses.

Just 999,930 to go. I suspect the 72 virgins will have died of old age before they get that many.

"Do not be sparing in your prayers for a speedy recovery for the Sheikh and may God return him to the fray in safety," the poster said, signing off with a graphic that featured Zarqawi's face, a bloodied knife and the words "behead."

70 messages of support in a few hours? C'mon people - we can do better than that. Forget "Get well, al-Zarqawi", it's time for the launch of the official Get caught, al-Zarqawi campaign. Abu Musab - wishing you a speedy meeting with the Coalition security forces. So, dear readers, the comments section is all yours - please feel free to write in your "get caught" or "get [anything else] wishes for Al Qaeda's Number 1 in Iraq. And let's show jihadis we can run a successful "million prayers of capture campaign."

At the time I am posting this, Chrenkoff has 97 comments and 5 trackbacks. And that does not count my earlier prayer for Al-Zarqawi to go directly to hell.