New York Daily News reported Steamed about Rice,
Steamed Rice. Soounds good, but it is high in carbohydrates.Russian pol unleashes rant - Condoleezza Rice might want to see if there's room in one of those "black site" terror-suspect prisons for Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
Let the Russians deal with him; I don't think we want to lower the average intelligence level of the prisons.The wacko leader of Russia's Liberal and Democratic Party has surpassed his earlier screeds with a misogynist attack on our secretary of state. Speaking with Pravda this week, Zhirinovsky chastised Rice for calling on Russia to "act responsibly" in supplying natural gas to Ukraine. The fascistic pol attributed that "coarse anti-Russian statement" to Rice being "a single woman who has no children."
I am happy to hear she has not been sleeping around, but what is the relationship between the number of children a person has, and whether Russia should supply natural gas to the Ukraine."If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear," Zhirinovsky ranted on. "Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. "Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention," he added. "Such women are very rough. … They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: 'Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian!'
Would he be happier with her if people did not say good things about her, or if she did not play the piano."Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though."
A State Department spokesman told us Rice would not "dignify the article with a response."
They probably don't have anyone who can ramble that much.Zhirinovsky has made no secret of his insanity in the past. Besides praising Hitler and encouraging the use of nuclear weapons, he has advocated Russia's invasion and "reacquisition" of Alaska. To eradicate bird flu, he's suggested arming every Russian and ordering them to shoot everything with feathers. Perhaps we could fit him with a Big Bird costume.