You May Be Al Qaeda If…

According to JihanPress You May Be Al Qaeda If…

If 6 out of 10 of the following is true then your are one. :)

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry hand grenades in your robe.
4. You’ve never been asked, “Does this burka make my butt look fat?”
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. You’ve never uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

All of these are funny, but I was really ROFLing when I read #1