Thursday, January 22, 2009

Murtha wants Gitmo Prisoners

FOXNews reported Rep. Jack Murtha, D-Pa., says he'd be willing to house prisoners from Guantanamo Bay in his congressional district if President Obama makes good on a plan to close the U.S. prison there.
Fantastic idea, especially in light of this. And when the liberal judges release them, be sure to tell them Murtha is the King of Pork, and give them a map how to find him, so they can "thank" him.
As one of his first acts in office, the president circulated a draft Wednesday that would shut down Guantanamo Bay within a year. Murtha only has a minimum security prison in his district. But he says he'd have no reservations about holding detainees there in a maximum security prison.
Aha. What he wants is pork to build a maximum security prison.
"Sure, I'd take 'em," said Murtha, an outspoken critic of the Iraq war. "They're no more dangerous in my district than in Guantanamo."
I wonder if the people that voted for you share that opinion.
Murtha added that there was "no reason not to put 'em in prisons in the United States and handle them the way they would handle any other prisoners."
He really does not understand the meaning of Jihad.

1 comment:

mongo said...

"Murtha wants Gitmo Prisoners"
That Crazy Jack Murtha ...what's he up to now ???
When I red that hedline, I just knew everything wuz gonna be OK & we wuz gonna be safer...Sum of the stuff he kums up with is off the hook...
He's like the big ol' goofy Unkle that Mom & Dad never invited to the house or had in any pictures...What a great idea !!!Let's bring as many terrorists as we can to Westurn Pencilvain-ya...Us ignerrant Rednex can relate to em' & maybe show em' around the Burg cuz we R outta werk 2 & just sit around watchin' the Steelers & drinkin' cold IRON....!!! If we can't fit em' all in the prizens we got already, let's just build em' brand
new hi-tech prizens with nice gyms, computers & big screen TV'S ( I hear they got em' on sale at Circuit City )- if we ain't got enuff money to do it, just raise some taxes like usual...If Jack don't know how 2 do it, he could call Fast Eddie Rendell & get some tips... He knows all the tricks about fibbin', raisin' taxes & hirin' buddies...We can let the really guud well behaved terrorists go out on work releese & hang out along the highways & maybe kill some deer before I hit em' with my car - or maybe get a job at a convenience store, or volunteer on a neighborhood crime watch...
The important thing is not just to REHABILITATE thees misunderstood indivduals, but make em' earn our trust... I don't think they should be let out 4 AT LEEST 6 months - that should be plenty of time 2 rehabilitate em' & make em' an asset 2 our community...To help em' get acclimated to life in the good ol' USA, maybe Crazy Unkle Jack could invite a couple of em' to live at his house 4 a few months while the new prizen gets bilt..... if things work out & they're good ex-terrorists & don't kill no one or blow up nuthin', they could send for their wives, children, other wives, goats & bomb making manuals that they left behind when they went off to blow up Americans ( we could pay 4 the plane tickets by raisin'a drink tax or sumthin' ) ....Just think of all the jobs that will be kreated bildin' that new prizen.. R WE LUCKY OR WHAT ??? Once it's bilt, they will need 2 hire new guards, cooks, teechers, preechers, drivers, janiters, - the list goes on & on 4 all the good high payin' jobs...Then when their buddies ( the other terrorists that snuck over our open border ) come 2 blow up the new prizen 2 break them out, more jobs will be created lookin' 4 the bad guys, re-buildin' the blowed up prizen, fillin' the jobs of the people that got killed, etc... I just feel really lucky 2 have a guy like Crazy Unkle Jack lookin' out after me, cuz I'm just a stoopid, igerrant red nek that can't think or take care a his self...