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ScrappleFace reports In response to repeated requests from White House correspondents, the Bush administration today released a list of the president’s 2006 New Year’s resolutions.
Like most Americans’ resolutions, Mr. Bush’s involve weight loss, health, money, relationships and career concerns. The following is the unedited list.
“I, George Walker Bush, do resolve to accomplish the following in the year of our Lord, 2006 …
I believe there is more excess fat there than that, but it would certainly be a good start.
In the private sectorand keep them there so I can quickly locate them if I ever need them.
I support all of those.
And file for a FISA warrent on every US number in any terrorist's cell phone or address book.
What about French?
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