Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Say No More

With her tongue firmly in her cheek Greta blogged Dear crazy kids in DC,

Thank you all soooo much for helping us win this “war” on terror. We believe all your efforts will help raise the morale of our terrorists and decrease the morale of the soldiers. This is very good for us and Allah will be happy. We sure hope that all your negative comments about the President will make his supporters turn on him. We look forward to your next election and have already given some money to MoveOn.org and other organizations that will greatly help our cause of WORLD DOMINATION. We stil can’t believe that the world doesn’t think and act like us, but if we persist they will hopefully succumb to our wishes.

And if not, we will just kill all of you.
The picture of that mom in DC really solidifies the way the entire U.S. (minus George Bush & those making money off of Haliburton) feel.

The females in Afghanistan and Iraq who have had a taste of Western Freedom can’t wait until we are in total control again. They miss the role they used to play and feel education, work, and serving a purpose are a waste of their time.
And they look much better in burkas
As you know, we have had some really good leadership in the middle east and recently we have let the US think they have made us change our way by letting new leaders in and even having elections. This is all a farce as we are just doing some Hollywood type of staging so new leaders can rise. Once again, keep up the protests and the constant slamming of the President. We are soooo happy that your newspapers and television work in our favor as well. Say no more, we appreciate all you do for our cause.

Sincerely,
The Insurgents


Greta has been bitten by the sarcasm bug

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